Im kinda funny I guess... funny lookin.
Anonymous asked: one time i accidentally mistaked someone who lookeed almost identical to a friend of mine and i ran up and hugged them and they screamed and i got really scared of their screaming so we screamed in unison for like 30 seconds
There’s this guy im friends with and he gets the back of his head shaved and me and my other friend always stroke it and one time i accidentally stroked the back of this random guys head b/c I thought it was him
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*