I never know what to put for these things, just scroll down and you'll see what my blog is all about.
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
Sometimes I feel like changing my url but then I remember that so many people have asked me to change it and if I do then the terrorists win
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie