Shmanderland
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If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
(via caseyanthonyofficial)
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
(via caseyanthonyofficial)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
Sometimes I feel like changing my url but then I remember that so many people have asked me to change it and if I do then the terrorists win
(Source: caseyanthonyofficial)
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
(via zclyh)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
(via ruinedchildhood)
Really? #cream #berkeley #icecream #doingtomuch #wtf #universityave #ohhellno #instagram #idoitfordabay
